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  • The Hand that Rocks the Cradle

    The Hand that Rocks the Cradle

    ★★★½

    I’m not sure what bearded Lloyd Braun is doing in this movie, but otherwise this is a fairly absorbing and well-motivated 90’s thriller.

  • Man of the House

    Man of the House

    ★½

    Some dipshit 11 year-old makes it his life’s goal to cockblock his Mom from getting fucked by Fletch.

    Somehow, this is a Disney™ production.

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  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    ★★½

    Coming from someone who’s read all seven HP books and watched all nine of the previous movies …

    … this film is borderline incomprehensible.


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  • mid90s

    mid90s

    Thank you, Jonah Hill. From the sincerest bottom of my heart; thank you, thank you, thank you so much ...


    ... for keeping this under 90 minutes. You have no idea how much that means to me.