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    ½

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    ★★½

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  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

    Minions: The Rise of Gru

    Not gonna lie - this is maybe the worst movie I’ve ever seen, and the entire Despicable franchise is an unmistakable signpost of our dying culture.

  • Prey

    Prey

    ★★½

    The entire first hour is basically just watching Amber Midthunder hunt cartoon animals in the flat Canadian wilderness. Then the Predator finally shows up, kills a bunch of people, and things actually get pretty decent for about 15-20 minutes. Then the credits roll.

    I'm somewhat baffled by all the rave reviews this has received. Serious question: Does watching it with the “Comanche Dub” fix the actors’ performances?

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