Welcome to a magical world where there’s no light, or color, and nothing makes any fucking sense.
🪄 Obliviate David Yatesio 🪄
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The Bubble 2022
Some scenes are so awkward and cringey that you feel genuinely embarrassed for the talent involved.
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The Inventor: Out for Blood in Silicon Valley 2019
Proof that people really will do the dumbest shit just because they’re afraid of needles.
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The Batman 2022
Around 2 hours and 15 minutes in, Batman says “This isn’t over yet,” and I wanted to kill myself.
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How Do You Know 2010
This entire movie consists solely of people talking on phones inside apartments or offices and yet, somehow, some joker rang up the production tab to over $120M??
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Uncharted 2022
The action scenes here are somehow even more cartoonish than Spielberg’s Adventures of Tintin.
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Blacklight 2022
I watched all 104 minutes of this movie and still have no idea what the title refers to.
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