• Another Earth

    Another Earth

    “Burial or cremation?”
    “I think you just burn up upon re-entry…”

  • Sound of My Voice

    Sound of My Voice


  • 10 Things I Hate About You

    10 Things I Hate About You

    So crazy that everybody who starred in this movie is now deceased.

  • The Burning Soil

    The Burning Soil

    Saddest movie ever made.

  • Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

    Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

    Pretty bad.

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    “I want you all to myself!”
    “Well the world doesn’t work that way!”
    - every PTA movie

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread

    [In a staring contest with Norman Bates] “I can fix him.”

  • Inherent Vice

    Inherent Vice

    This wouldn’t be just more of your paranoid hippie bullshit, would it?

  • The Master

    The Master

    Do your past failures bother you?
    Is your life a struggle?
    Do you like to be told what to do?

  • There Will Be Blood

    There Will Be Blood

    The Hater. ❤️

  • Punch-Drunk Love

    Punch-Drunk Love

    Healthy Choice and American Airlines got together for this promotion. If you buy any ten of Healthy Choice products they will award you 500 frequent flyer miles. And with this special coupon they’ll up it to 1,000 miles. So I think they’re trying to push their teriyaki chicken which is $1.79 but I went to the supermarket and I looked around and I saw that they had pudding. 25 cents a cup. Comes in packages of four. But, insanely, the…

  • Magnolia


    Pure total chaos. Life is hell and life is torture every second of every day and your parents ruin you and at the end of it everybody you love dies and then YOU die and Paul wants us to love that. And stop being assholes about it.

    People think the craziest part is The Frog Apocalypse but it’s actually that the “wise up / give up” scene is like 45 minutes before the end?? I feel insane?? Was it always like that? Did they change my blu ray??!