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  • The Hitman's Bodyguard

    The Hitman's Bodyguard


    I feel the need to come out of "review retirement" not just because I'm on 799 reviews and it needs to be 800 or I'll drive myself crazy, but because I genuinely despised pretty much every moment of this thing. Now I know I don't have room to talk, I couldn't even begin to make something like this come together, let alone film the damn thing. But man, this flick is atrociously bad and I'm glad Deadpool happened because this…

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

    Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales


    Lately I've been on the lookout for the movie I choose as my last written review on this site (only because I barely have time anymore) and this is it. The Pirates films have always felt like home for some reason, surprising because I hated the first upon that initial viewing but afterwards, pure fun. It probably helps that I have an emotional connection to the second installment, Dead's Man Chest as I saw it when alot of things in…

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  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    The Grand Budapest Hotel


    As much as I love The Life Aquatic and The Fantastic Mr. Fox, this is easily Anderson's masterwork. Every single frame is so perfectly composed it's easy to lose yourself in this endlessly charming and entertaining film. It doesn't stick the landing in the end as much as I would have liked but that's hardly a slight against the film as a whole, this is a damn near perfect experience.

  • Nightcrawler



    Jake Glyllenhaal is a creepy sonofabitch in this excellent tale of the cutthroat world of freelance crime scene footage. Awesome cinematography and a real sense of atmosphere elevate this to the next rung.