You may remember a while back when I wrote that scathing expose on McDonald's McRib sandwich titled; "The McRib & 80's Goo Movies", at least you should. Well, it’s that time of year again, The McRib returns! McDonalds has again unfurled it dastardly plot to take full advantage of the brain dead American consumer. Cloaked in darkness and secrecy, McDonalds would like nothing more than to have their McRib found in every home, eaten by every man, woman and child in…
Why, oh why would I bother with the Village of the Damned remake? Well because it was only $5 at Walmart, that's why! But what drew me to this movie over it's "everyday low price", was the mid 90's nostalgia attached to it. I remember watching this on television as a child [not knowing of the original, at the time] and thinking that the glow eyed children were SOOO creepy. Besides, who can argue with a 90's remake of a…
So, last week, after a few beers, I found myself alone and at the dollar theater. Yep, there is a dollar theater in my town. They show movies that have had their run at the regular theater [$8.50] new, and admission is only $1.50. Well, long story short, I went to go see John Carter of Mars.
I was very pleased by Disney's choice in material, transforming a 100 year old science fiction comic strip into a film. From what…