Chris

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  • Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust

    Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust

    ★★½

    HOOPTOBER MOVIE #1 of 35

    MOVIE #1 FROM 7 2ND FILMS OF FRANCHISES REQUIREMENT

    Okay, I went in dreading this because I really hated the first one and this being a Full Moon Production, we kinda know what to expect.

    Aaaaaand I didn't hate it. Definitely not something I'd go back and watch again & again but considering how fucking bad the first one was, this one at least had a sense of humor about itself and making B movies. The cast is....well, hit or miss but mostly hit. The humor is actually sometimes funny and hey, it's only like 70 minutes or so.

  • The Postman

    The Postman

    ★★★★

    Three hours just so Costner can meet Tom Petty who somehow became a mayor of a bridge city in post-apocalyptic America

    Better than Waterworld, I will fight people on this.

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  • Troll 2

    Troll 2

    ★★★★★

    The greatest bad movie ever made. Talk about The Room or Birdemic all you want, this blows them out of the water by being both equally terrible and awesome at the same time.

  • Inside Llewyn Davis

    Inside Llewyn Davis

    ★★★★★

    At this point I don't think the Coens could make a movie I hate. Absolutely perfect in every way and a very good contender for my favorite movie of 2013.