I watch a lot of movies and probably rate most of them higher than I should.

Favorite films

  • Miller's Crossing
  • A Simple Plan
  • One False Move
  • Copycat

Recent activity

  • Haunted, Horrifying Sounds from Beyond the Grave


  • Missing


  • The Lake


  • First Date


Recent reviews

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem


    Loved it, animation is great, voice cast is spot on, it's fucking funny.

    But now I'm just gonna imagine any giant monsters wrecking cities also talking trash while doing so and for that I am giving this 5 stars alone.

    and a kick-ass soundtrack as well.

  • The Flash

    The Flash


    Michael Keaton saves this movie

Popular reviews

  • Troll 2

    Troll 2


    The greatest bad movie ever made. Talk about The Room or Birdemic all you want, this blows them out of the water by being both equally terrible and awesome at the same time.

  • Kicking & Screaming

    Kicking & Screaming


    I could watch a whole movie of just Mike Ditka yelling at and berating little kids.