Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Elemental 2023

  ★★★ Watched 01 Dec 2023

  Water dude: Let's play The Crying Game!

  Me: 😦

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  Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead 2014

  ★★ Watched 25 Oct 2023

  Hooptober X: End Of The World

  This movie sucks. Just, it's fucking stupid.

  Psychic zombie shit for no reason and zombie blood is fuel because fire doesn't work anymore or something I dunno.

  Best part is my wife warned me too. They were just like "Babe no" and I didn't listen.

Popular reviews

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  50 First Dates 2004

  ★ Watched 01 Oct 2005 3

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Imagine you are waking up like normal. You are in your everyday world. No kids, but a fiance. Loving family. You like your life.

  Suddenly you are told by Adam Sandler that you are actually married to him, have had multiple children with him, and live on a boat with him in Alaska.

  Repeat this everyday for the rest of your life.

  Now what if I told you that this isn't a horror movie ending, but a romantic comedy ending?

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  Air Bud 1997

  ½ Watched 03 Apr 1998 19

  I hate you Air Bud.

  I hate that from 4th grade on every time we could pick a movie to watch on Friday the entire class picked this god damn movie. It didn't matter what the other choice was. Aladdin. Lion King. Matilda. All Dogs Go To Heaven.

  NOPE! PLAY AIR BUD AGAIN!

  Then there's always that one kid who's like "The dog died after the movie was over" and then the girl who just believes him and starts crying…