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  The Nativity Story 2006

  ★★★ Watched by Emily 25 Jan 2016

  don't put oscar isaac in your movie if i'm supposed to be thinking about jesus

Recent reviews

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  Tony Hawk: Until the Wheels Fall Off 2022

  Watched by Emily 09 Apr 2022

  "boom boom huckjam" is my manchurian candidate activation phrase

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  Jupiter's Darling 1955

  ★★★★ Watched by Emily 19 Feb 2022

  howard keel thigh canon

Popular reviews

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  Texas Chainsaw 3D 2013

  ★½ Watched by Emily 06 Jan 2013

  Hurry, block the door with this small piece of wood, which I'm sure is that chainsaw's only weakness!

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  Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019

  ★★★½ Rewatched by Emily 21 Dec 2019

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  [me banging pots and pans outside j.j. abrams' house:]

  WHO FUCKED PALPATINE?
  WHO.... FUCKED..... PALPATINE?
  WHO??? FUCKED????? PALPATINE????