★★★ Watched 25 Jan, 2016
don't put oscar isaac in your movie if i'm supposed to be thinking about jesus
★★★½ Rewatched 21 Dec, 2019
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
[me banging pots and pans outside j.j. abrams' house:]
WHO FUCKED PALPATINE?WHO.... FUCKED..... PALPATINE?WHO??? FUCKED????? PALPATINE????
★★★ Watched 26 Apr, 2019
one star for carol's haircut
one star for making taika's pineapple romper canon
one star for hayley atwell's 60 seconds of screen time
★½ Watched 06 Jan, 2013 1
Hurry, block the door with this small piece of wood, which I'm sure is that chainsaw's only weakness!
½ Watched 08 Oct, 2017 4
male filmmakers are cancelled now