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The Nativity Story 2006

★★★ Watched 25 Jan, 2016

don't put oscar isaac in your movie if i'm supposed to be thinking about jesus

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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019

★★★½ Rewatched 21 Dec, 2019

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

[me banging pots and pans outside j.j. abrams' house:]
WHO FUCKED PALPATINE?
WHO.... FUCKED..... PALPATINE?
WHO??? FUCKED????? PALPATINE????
Avengers: Endgame 2019

★★★ Watched 26 Apr, 2019

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one star for carol's haircut
one star for making taika's pineapple romper canon
one star for hayley atwell's 60 seconds of screen time

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Texas Chainsaw 3D 2013

★½ Watched 06 Jan, 2013 1

Hurry, block the door with this small piece of wood, which I'm sure is that chainsaw's only weakness!
Better Watch Out 2016

½ Watched 08 Oct, 2017 4

male filmmakers are cancelled now