BenDavid Grabinski ★★★★★
Wish I had a suicide to drink with it.
“Does it happen to say Darlie Bunkle?”“No. Is that your name?”“Damniiiiiiiiiiiit.”
Jake Bart ★★★★½ 1
Even better than I remembered, all 40s romanticism and smoke lounge standards vividly rendered by Michael Ballhaus’s seductive diffusions and elegant camera movements. Pfeiffer owns the movie with one of…
Is this a Kristen Wiig fetish video?! I mean, I'm totally into it, it's just not what I was expecting.
Extremely dopey and definitely an on-the-nose homage to the old…
Two words for ya: [ethereal tinkling]
Also, is that baby supposed to be an immaculate conception via Dolly Parton???
Amy Andrews ★★★★½ 2
Evan Rachel Wood sensually removing long, HOMOPHOBIC acrylic nails from the fingers of Gina Rodriguez is the single most HOMOSEXUAL act ever captured on the big screen.
I FEEL TRULY…
My films of 2020, ranked.
Dolly Parton's Christmas on the Square finally answers the age old question of what Lars von Trier's The Grinch who Stole Christmas would look like.…
Remember when everyone was just incredibly horned up for Elliot Gould? Is there a way back?
Danny ★★★ 3
It is very weird to me that anyone would spend this much time, effort and energy on a movie that will someday be a minor supplement on a Citizen Kane…
Lance St. Laurent