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  • Audition
  • Virus
  • Seven Samurai
  • Tetsuo: The Iron Man

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  • Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★

  • Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker

    ★★★½

  • Mad God

    ★★★★★

  • Crimes of the Future

    ★★★★

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  • Our RoboCop Remake

    Our RoboCop Remake

    "Because if anyone is going to ruin RoboCop, it's us."
    - This project's mission statement

    Wow. This is such a creative and hilarious film. A twisted dick joke love letter to the original Robocop. Also a fuck you to Hollywood remakes tarnishing cinematic gems. As with any collaborative project, there are bumps in the road with pacing, but that really wasn't a big issue. The majority of the scenes are funny, inventive, and super creative. This is one of those…

  • Carnival of Souls

    Carnival of Souls

    ★★★★½

    Hooptober 666 Film #13

    "It was as though for a time I didn’t exist. It was though I had no place in the world. No part of the life around me."

    Feeling unseen by your surrounding world as you stumble into darkness. Hard not to relate, honestly.

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  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    This is a big ass WELCOME BACK TO THE MOVIES American blockbuster (literally with a Tom Cruise announcement before the flick) the likes of which we hardly see anymore. I don’t really care about the OG and still had a complete blast. Really has no business being as hilarious or as entertaining as it is. They’ve nailed the cornball to high octane action ratio perfectly. Just don’t go deaf from the sounds of American flags flapping in your ears and you’ll love it.

  • Mad God

    Mad God

    ★★★★★

    Happy to say I’ve now seen this filthy masterpiece on the big screen. Highly recommend checking it out in theaters while you can.

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  • All Monsters Attack

    All Monsters Attack

    This might be my favorite of the franchise thus far. A bullied friendless kid finds solace in his dreams where he visits Monster Island. The monster battles are a blast, baby Godzilla looks like a nearly toothless drifter, and it's about imagination and courage. It's silly and cute, but I loved it. A heartwarming and funny Godzilla movie; who knew?

  • Too Many Cooks

    Too Many Cooks

    ★★★★★

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