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  • Black Christmas
  • Tampopo
  • Mirror
  • Battle Royale

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  • OPAL

    ★★★★★

  • Comic Relief Zero

    ★★★½

  • City of the Living Dead

    ★★★★½

  • Killers of the Flower Moon

    ★★★★½

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  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★½

    They did it. Minus One lives up to the hype.

    What struck me first was how scary Godzilla is here. His design harkening back to the Heisei era with a grislier edge and a taste for blood. The destruction of post war Japan is already present before Godzilla comes to shore. People trying to pick up the pieces but caught in the wake of collective & individual trauma. Koichi grapples with the shame of abandoning his kamikaze pilot orders, Noriko cares…

  • House

    House

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Even after the flesh perishes, one can live in the hearts of others together with the feelings one has for them. Therefore, the story of love must be told many times so that the spirits of lovers may live forever. Forever. The one thing that never perishes… the only promise… is love.

    It was a real treat to see this on the big screen for the first time. With a full house no less. My heart is feeling full.

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  • Comic Relief Zero

    Comic Relief Zero

    ★★★½

    Nearly unbearable. Guaranteed to make you hate comedy. Great job!

  • Dream Scenario

    Dream Scenario

    ★★★½

    Cage is excellent. Another shining example of why he’s unironically one of the finest actors working today. He nails it and makes any narrative flaws easy to overlook. Dream Scenario’s writing has shades of Charlie Kaufman, but is wisely more geared towards general audiences than something like I’m Thinking of Ending Things. The concept is great yet felt like it warranted more exploration than the final edit provided. Plenty to love though. The dreams are great, the cast is solid, and there’s a fart joke so good in here that it’s worthy of all-timer status. Expected the crazy, but not the sadness.

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  • All Monsters Attack

    All Monsters Attack

    ★★★★

    This might be my favorite of the franchise thus far. A bullied friendless kid finds solace in his dreams where he visits Monster Island. The monster battles are a blast, baby Godzilla looks like a nearly toothless drifter, and it's about imagination and courage. It's silly and cute, but I loved it. A heartwarming and funny Godzilla movie; who knew?

  • Too Many Cooks

    Too Many Cooks

    ★★★★★

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