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  • Audition
  • Virus
  • Seven Samurai
  • Tetsuo: The Iron Man

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  • Vengeance Is Mine

    ★★★★

  • The Runner

  • Alison's Birthday

    ★★½

  • Judas and the Black Messiah

    ★★★★½

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  • Our RoboCop Remake

    Our RoboCop Remake

    "Because if anyone is going to ruin RoboCop, it's us."
    - This project's mission statement

    Wow. This is such a creative and hilarious film. A twisted dick joke love letter to the original Robocop. Also a fuck you to Hollywood remakes tarnishing cinematic gems. As with any collaborative project, there are bumps in the road with pacing, but that really wasn't a big issue. The majority of the scenes are funny, inventive, and super creative. This is one of those…

  • Carnival of Souls

    Carnival of Souls

    ★★★★½

    Hooptober 666 Film #13

    "It was as though for a time I didn’t exist. It was though I had no place in the world. No part of the life around me."

    Feeling unseen by your surrounding world as you stumble into darkness. Hard not to relate, honestly.

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  • Vengeance Is Mine

    Vengeance Is Mine

    Japanuary 2022 film #7

    Excellent performances across the board, Ken Ogata being the psycho id driven frontrunner. When you get an hour into a movie and a fugitive asks his mom how the family is doing and she responds, “oh same old same old, your father & wife [REDACTED] a [REDACTED] to death” it would be smart to brace yourself for the following 90 minutes. Don’t expect the full runtime to be exploitation levels of on-screen violence & depravity, but this film has…

  • Alison's Birthday

    Alison's Birthday

    Excellent opening and closing scenes. The middle drags hard with detective dune buggy boyfriend unfortunately. Shout out to the graveyard shenanigans with the silly Casio soundtrack.

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  • All Monsters Attack

    All Monsters Attack

    This might be my favorite of the franchise thus far. A bullied friendless kid finds solace in his dreams where he visits Monster Island. The monster battles are a blast, baby Godzilla looks like a nearly toothless drifter, and it's about imagination and courage. It's silly and cute, but I loved it. A heartwarming and funny Godzilla movie; who knew?

  • Too Many Cooks

    Too Many Cooks

    ★★★★★

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