Wonder Woman ★★★★

In my very jetlagged state, I slept through parts of the first hour of this film, but was wide awake for the magnificent battlefield scene. When I was undressing for bed, I wondered for a moment what had caused the large damp patch on my t-shirt, before realising that it must have been all the hot tears that ran down my face and neck and under the collar of my sweater.

The film's a bit long? And British villains are silly? But hooooooraaaayyyyy for everything anyway.