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  Alien: Covenant 2017

  ★★★ Watched by nicky! 26 Jun 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  [slaps David on the side] this baby can fit SOOOO many facehugger embryos inside of it

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  Prometheus 2012

  ★★★ Watched by nicky! 25 Jun 2022

  "mmmm yes today I will name the ship we are taking on an exploratory mission to attempt to discover the origins of human life after the guy who stole fire from the gods - an act that went totally smoothly and had no consequences for anyone involved :)"

Popular reviews

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  Into the Wild 2007

  ★½ Watched by nicky! 09 Dec 2019 1

  [emile hirsch and vince vaugh, in unison] society! society! society man! society! society! society! society, you know?!? society!!!!!

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  As the Gods Will 2014

  ★★★★½ Watched by nicky! 07 Nov 2019 1

  stop saying the CGI in this is bad. it's creepy as shit and that's all that matters. oh I'm sorry are the talking Russian dolls and surfboarding polar bear not realistic enough for you? cry me a river of blood beads you no funner bitch. psycho kid whose favorite food is 'meat' is my hero. this is basically a Sion Sono movie but good