Favorite films

  • The Watermelon Woman
  • The Boys in the Band
  • Gonin
  • Nun of That

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  • Alien: Covenant

    ★★★

  • Prometheus

    ★★★

  • Offering

    ★★★★½

  • The Black Phone

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  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    [slaps David on the side] this baby can fit SOOOO many facehugger embryos inside of it

  • Prometheus

    Prometheus

    ★★★

    "mmmm yes today I will name the ship we are taking on an exploratory mission to attempt to discover the origins of human life after the guy who stole fire from the gods - an act that went totally smoothly and had no consequences for anyone involved :)"

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  • Into the Wild

    Into the Wild

    ★½

    [emile hirsch and vince vaugh, in unison] society! society! society man! society! society! society! society, you know?!? society!!!!!

  • As the Gods Will

    As the Gods Will

    ★★★★½

    stop saying the CGI in this is bad. it's creepy as shit and that's all that matters. oh I'm sorry are the talking Russian dolls and surfboarding polar bear not realistic enough for you? cry me a river of blood beads you no funner bitch. psycho kid whose favorite food is 'meat' is my hero. this is basically a Sion Sono movie but good