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  • Le Samouraï

    Le Samouraï

    Seems like every other review mentions how “cool” and “stylish” the movie is, as if they were paid to describe it using only the adjectives on a brochure. Not that the film has much else to offer.

  • Hunter × Hunter: The Last Mission

    Hunter × Hunter: The Last Mission

    After watching too much Star Wars, the writers of this film decide to pit the main characters against “On”, the dark side of Nen that our heroes must defeat with the power of friendship.

    Like bad fan fiction, On is an overpowered ability that ignores one’s affinity in favour of giving them 100% control of all categories. Even so, it’s still no match for plot armor.

    As with the first movie, it’s a generic Anime story shoehorned to fit the…

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  • The Man from Earth: Holocene

    The Man from Earth: Holocene

    The original hasn’t aged well, but at the time there was a certain charm around a low-budget movie spent on a single set. The filmmakers had to get inventive and devise a concept that was captivating enough.

    This sequel has none of that charm or originality. It uses the same main character but creates a generic and uninteresting story.

    The shoehorned post-credits scene takes a considerable dive from an already awful movie. It’s a desperate grab at a series/sequel with…

  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

    Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

    It’s a movie. Not much else you can say about it. Boring, unoriginal, unfunny.