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    I just set up an appointment with my doctor to get tested, I think I have a very specific type of face blindness where all scruffy white dudes with beards look exactly like Tom Hardy to me.

  • Hotel Artemis

    Hotel Artemis


    HOLLYWOOD: But what if... we were to rip off John Wick...?

    ME: Hollywood, you bunch of fucking idiot-- no, wait... that's literally the second best idea you've ever had, right under making John Wick. Keep up the good work, guys!

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  • Cheeky



    I shouldn't do it.

    I absolutely should not be trying to analyze this movie, because it's basically semicore porn.

    (For those who don't know this term I just made up, 'semicore' means all the onscreen sex is softcore, but there are a shitload of erect penises just hanging... well, not hanging, exactly... about. You're welcome, friends)

    But seeing as how Tinto Brass (the director) is clearly using this movie as a polemic to espouse his unifying theory of mankind, I…

  • The Hitcher

    The Hitcher


    I'm not entirely sure this movie makes any sense whatsoever.

    Could not matter less. Rutger Hauer is the God damned devil in this one.

    Highly recommended.