I just set up an appointment with my doctor to get tested, I think I have a very specific type of face blindness where all scruffy white dudes with beards look exactly like Tom Hardy to me.
I shouldn't do it.
I absolutely should not be trying to analyze this movie, because it's basically semicore porn.
(For those who don't know this term I just made up, 'semicore' means all the onscreen sex is softcore, but there are a shitload of erect penises just hanging... well, not hanging, exactly... about. You're welcome, friends)
But seeing as how Tinto Brass (the director) is clearly using this movie as a polemic to espouse his unifying theory of mankind, I…