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  • Justice League

    Justice League

    ★★★

    I'm fully aware that I'm grading on the Mother (Box) of all curves when I say this film felt like a B or a B-minus to me. It had all the same basic storytelling problems as before, but Snyder (with no small assist from Jossy Boy) has finally been driven to tame his ill-fitting ambitions towards operatic profundity and so redirects his energies towards the more humble (and potentially profitable) goal of actually satisfying the audience.

    To that end, actual…

  • The Little Hours

    The Little Hours

    ★★★

    Pretty funny, but not nearly as funny as you'd want from a movie where practically the entire cast is funny people.

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  • Cheeky

    Cheeky

    ★★

    I shouldn't do it.

    I absolutely should not be trying to analyze this movie, because it's basically semicore porn.

    (For those who don't know this term I just made up, 'semicore' means all the onscreen sex is softcore, but there are a shitload of erect penises just hanging... well, not hanging, exactly... about. You're welcome, friends)

    But seeing as how Tinto Brass (the director) is clearly using this movie as a polemic to espouse his unifying theory of mankind, I…

  • The Hitcher

    The Hitcher

    ★★★★

    I'm not entirely sure this movie makes any sense whatsoever.

    Could not matter less. Rutger Hauer is the God damned devil in this one.

    Highly recommended.