Braden T

Braden T

I don't know SHIT
...but I do know 1 thing

Favorite films

  • The Piano Teacher
  • The Swimmer
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Written on the Wind

Recent activity

  • Fire of Love

  • Election

  • Red Sun

  • Dune

Recent reviews

  • The Towering Inferno

    The Towering Inferno

    Disappointed to realize after all the spectacular devastation and death defying stunting that this was always about propagandizing for fire code safety protocols. Sick and tired of this happening to me.

  • The Straight Story

    The Straight Story

    Kind of a movie for substitute teachers to put on, ignoring a few scenes. But it’s actually really sweet and whimsical. A story about the vanishing olds, it reminds me of how Twin Peaks: The Return is in some way about becoming and being old. More substantial than one might first think.

Popular reviews

  • Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time

    Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time


    Horrible. Absolutely stupid and awful. Like two and a half hours of World of Warcraft cutscenes with the addition of a lot of nude teenagers.

  • An Elephant Sitting Still

    An Elephant Sitting Still


    "You're going to freaking rot in here."

    A character says this while they're in like a mega-Kmart, so I doubt he meant that his friend with a gun and willingness to defend him and a faith that family is a sure protective unit was going to rot, specifically, in the Kmart. So I wonder where the here is to this character, to this film. Seems likely to be a social system where your sole assurance is the belief that everyone's…