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  • Pitch Perfect

    Pitch Perfect


    I really hate this film. I mean, it was alright and it was a great way to shut my brain down for an hour and a half, but now I have to make time for a John Hughes marathon. I don't have that kind of time.

  • Killing Them Softly

    Killing Them Softly


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “I'm living in America, and in America you're on your own. America's not a country. It's just a business.”

    An economy built on a completely unregulated business model comes crashing down when a group of fellows decide to take advantage of a situation. An investigator is brought in to try and solve these issues only to be met with a governing body that is slow to act and even slower on deciding what actions to take. All the while, people…

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  • Megazone 23

    Megazone 23


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This was really fun. The dialog was cheesy as hell in the dubbed version I watched, but it really added to the look and sound of the film. My favorite cheesiness came in a meeting in the apartment between the two protagonists. Yui has a cat jump in her lap, starts to stroke it and Yui is the one that moans. Afterwards Shogo asks if she is sure it is okay for him to park his bike in her garage.…

  • G.I. Joe: Retaliation

    G.I. Joe: Retaliation


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “Listen to me. I sound like a real estate agent. I'm not here to sell you anything. Except maybe hopelessness.”

    As a child of the Eighties, I guess I should have fond memories of G.I. Joe action figures and the cartoon used to push them onto us. Yet I don’t. Joe was never my go to program as I was much more interested in TMNT and Thundercats. I was also never that big into comic books growing up so alas,…