Jacob Patron

“Listen it’s not in my nature to be mysterious , but I can’t talk about it”

Favorite films

  • Oppenheimer
  • The Creator
  • Dune
  • Ex Machina

Recent activity

  • Godzilla Minus One


  • Kiss Kiss Bang Bang


  • Prisoners


  • The Killer


Recent reviews

  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One


    “Is your war finally over?”

  • Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

    Kiss Kiss Bang Bang


    “I think you wouldn’t know where to put food at , if you didn’t flap your mouth so much, yes I think you’re stupid”

Popular reviews

  • Beau Is Afraid

    Beau Is Afraid


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    That symbolism sure was symbolic.
    The amount of times I rolled my eyes at the over indulgence of this movie. Good lord.

    Ari drank way too much of his own koolaid and just completely loses the plot in the back half.

    While to its credit the movie does a good job of truly being dreamlike, everything was off, nothing felt exactly right. Well done on that front.

    The psycho veteran thing was heavy handed and did nothing for the movie…

  • Barbie



    Once I found out the patriarchy wasn’t about horses I lost interest