The virgin Buster
-addicted to caffeine pills
-destroys himself and everyone around him while accomplishing nothing
-watches deranged conspiracy videos
-a graveyard shift hotel concierge
-Deeply confused and so is the audience
-didn't make me cry at all
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the chad Elliot Alderson
-addicted to morphine pills (and more)
-destroys himself and everyone around him while taking on global terrorism and society itself
-gets high and watches Back to the Future with Angela
-greatest hacker to ever live
-grabs his…