Under the Silver Lake ★★★★

Some things that Under the Silver Lake has a very excessive amount of:

– swimming pools

– naked ladies

– extravagant parties where everyone just kinda stands around

– Andrew Garfield's beautiful butt

– actresses who look like Selma Blair and then the camera moves closer and you say to yourself "oh damn I coulda sworn that was Selma Blair!"

– people barking like dogs (?)

– dialogue that sounds a lot like the stuff they'd say on That 70's Show when they would all get high and sit in a circle

– MORE naked ladies

Yes, this is a dollar store version of Blue Velvet with every metaphor spelled out.... yes, I deserve the worst in life for enjoying it as much as I did.....

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