Nicola

I make horror pins which you can find at vvitchroom.etsy.com if you're into that sort of thing.

Favorite films

  • Under the Skin
  • The Handmaiden
  • Spring Breakers
  • The Witch

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  • Nope

    ★★★★

  • Martyrs

    ½

  • Martyrs

    ★★★½

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★★½

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  • Cold Creek Manor

    Cold Creek Manor

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Maybe a weird bone to pick with this bad movie, but if you killed your wife & kids why in the hell would you bury them in a creepy well with a literal sign that reads The Devil’s Throat? Of all the places on your 12,000 acre property?

    Also, Kristen Stewart is a gay horse teen and that is nice.

  • Fierce People

    Fierce People

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A stacked cast but a premise that is built on voyeuristic and appropriative colonist impulses. Messy narrative structure, bizarre tone, honestly what is this movie?

    There are so many weird and #problematic things about this movie but in the days since I watched this I've been really fixated on the storyline regarding Donald Sutherland's balls and the implication that he can't have sex without them which is a) just blatantly untrue and b) suggests that, if people can't have penetrative…