"Fear." 

Okay to start off, this is my review of the remake...reboot...wait no a reimagining...no an adaptation? Wait I don't give a fuck cause all those words essentially mean the same thing! This is a different representation but still intact with the novel so I can care less about using those words. I hate seeing people comment on reviews and mainly writing shit like that to seem like their smart...I got news for you...you're not smart, you just look like…

“The end you've always feared is coming.”

Tom Cruise is a superstar. 

Like it or not this is facts. The guy gets so much shit from people it just doesn’t justify his work. Yes he’s weird, yes he’s with that stupid scientology religion, yes likes to run in his movies...a lot. I always enjoyed him, sure he’s not my first pick for action movie choices but as a kid I’d eagerly grab his movies because everything he does, he puts…

“We may die...”

 i LOVE Predator. It was one of (if not) the first movie I saw growing up. Read my original review from last year, I could talk about it for hours, long story short it left an impact on me. I did not like 2 and I really appreciated the throwback capsule Predators. Let’s not talk about the abominable AvP movies pls...better yet let’s forget they ever existed. So as hyped as I was for this new installment…

Father *pulls out the blood of Christ*
Frenchie: Holy shit!
Father *smirks*: The holiest. 

So I’d say I was disappointed but I wasn’t really looking forward to this. I really wanted to see Searching but Kristin talked me into finally watching this. I wasn’t blown away from the Annabelle films and the spinoffs to The Conjuring universe so far feel like a quality dip in scares and frights. I know everyone was saying that a full trailer wasn’t released because…

“It's always a sunny day, when Christopher Robin comes to play.”

Could nostalgia have been adapted more heartbreakingly beautiful than this? 

I was an avid fan of Pooh back in the day and I even remembered the last episode I watch was when Pooh and Christopher walked away as the sun settled making that orange-ish color saturate the screen when it finally settled...ugh omg how that scene still affects me today and this movie just made it more painful that…