Wade’s review published on Letterboxd:
𝐈 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐄𝐭𝐬𝐲
I get that these kind of movies thrive off outrageousness and off-the-wall antics. But I just don’t like them. Right next to Dwayne Johnson’s Jungle Cruise and Ryan Reynolds’s other movies they’re just too bland and nothing short of a cash grab. Granted you have three fun lead actors taking you on a ride—but if that ride is nothing but a second rate rotting boat of sudden stops and cringe humor—than maybe it’s not best to set foot on it. I guess what I’m trying to say is it just felt too lifeless.
But probably the scariest thing to be realized out of this is that there is a Cats audition tape of Vin Diesel out there somewhere and that will haunt my dreams.