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  • Autumn Sonata
  • Bee and PuppyCat
  • The Bed You Sleep In
  • The Cat in the Hat

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  • Not Okay

    ★★

  • X

    ★★★

  • They/Them

    ½

  • The Thing

    ★★★★

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  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Note: This is a stream of conscious review and there are spoilers oh naur 

    A thought experiment, for the masses.Imagine you go to your friend's house. This friend is slightly goofy and silly and constantly gushes about how cool his house is. He flaunts the fact that he has all the latest technology, like maybe a high-tech door lock or some miniature fridge or something. Perhaps there is a tint of envy or maybe you are nonchalant. Regardless, you go…

  • Top Gun

    Top Gun

    ★★★½

    THAT FINAL MOMENT BETWEEN ICE MAN AND MAVERICK WAS JUST “WE HAD A BONDING MOMENT” KLANCE???????? ON PRIDE MONTH NOLESS

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  • Maze Runner: The Death Cure

    Maze Runner: The Death Cure

    I mean if I was in the maze I would simply leave

  • Eureka

    Eureka

    ★★★★★

    99%

    Its a meditation on trauma.

    We never see the bus jacking. We don’t know the mans motives for doing such a heinous crime. We only see it’s devastating psychological impacts on 3 damaged survivors. This is not a story about victims, this is the story of moving on. This is a story of recovery. This is the story of human triumph over darkness.

    As equally bleak as it is hopeful, it’s generally a tragedy but it never feels overtly…