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Favorite films

  • Submarine
  • Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance
  • Suicide or Lulu and Me in a World Made for Two
  • Bone Tomahawk

Recent activity

  • Brigsby Bear


  • Ingrid Goes West


  • Ruby Sparks

  • A Ghost Story


Recent reviews

  • Brigsby Bear

    Brigsby Bear


    probably the best movie of its type, just because every single other movie that's like this is just so forced and unrealistic, but I guess the main character (and, you know, his actions,) felt natural and real

    one thing you might notice when watching it is how "accelerated" the time is, and what I mean by that is something might take a few weeks or a few months to happen, but in Brigsby Bear these events conveniently happen within the…

  • Ingrid Goes West

    Ingrid Goes West


    so much wasted potential

    we get mentally ill and stalker characters, some sensory overload editing for social media segments, a decent concept, a good roster of actors, all of these great things and the movie fucks it all up and gives a subpar movie.

    you can see the great things they were trying to do, then you see the underwhelming delivery of it all. I have to complain about it in every movie, but I hated the situational music of…

Popular reviews

  • Captain Fantastic

    Captain Fantastic


    my new least favorite movie, seen at the Sundance Cinemas (ranked 1 on BuzzFeed's list of best movie theaters in the world, nice)


    so, the movie opens up with some cool primal action. cool, cool, ruined by the cheesy ceremony at the end, but I'll let it slide. what I soon found out was that the rest of the movie was that cheesy ceremony shit over and over again for the rest of the movie, and what can I…

  • The Holy Mountain

    The Holy Mountain


    it seems like most of the film budget went to burning the money