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  • American Psycho
  • Star Wars
  • Antichrist
  • Sympathy for Lady Vengeance

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  • Tromeo & Juliet

    ★★

  • Charlie's Angels

    ★★★

  • Scary Movie 3

    ★★★★

  • Naked Lunch

    ★★★½

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  • Pirates

    Pirates

    With the new addition of adult movies on Letterboxd, I’m taken back to the memory of my older brother’s copy of Pirates. For good measure he bought it on glorious HD DVD, which now is a thing of the past.

    But even as a horny teenager I didn’t end up finishing...

    ...the movie.

    Why are the pirates using condoms?
    They surely can't expect me to put up with historical inaccuracies like this in my fantasy pirate porn parody.

  • Tekken

    Tekken

    Tekken 7 is coming out later this week, so I watched this to hype myself up. Think I’m gonna have to cancel my pre-order now…

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  • Gulliver's Travels

    Gulliver's Travels

    Unfortunately for Jack Black, making a guy huge does not make him funnier. Gulliver’s Travels is annoyingly predictable and has some of the worst editing story wise I have ever seen. I don’t know what to else say about this. It’s just really stupid.

  • The Dark Knight Rises

    The Dark Knight Rises

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I wanted to wait a couple of days before re-watching TDKR. Give the storm (pun intended) some time to settle. So today I went into the cinema with a new set of eyes. Like literally, I actually managed to remember my glasses this time. After watching it on the Norwegian premiere people were like “oh, it was so sad when Bane cried” and I was like “what the hell did you guys smoke? Bane didn’t cry”. Well, it turned out…