With the new addition of adult movies on Letterboxd, I’m taken back to the memory of my older brother’s copy of Pirates. For good measure he bought it on glorious HD DVD, which now is a thing of the past.
But even as a horny teenager I didn’t end up finishing...
Why are the pirates using condoms?
They surely can't expect me to put up with historical inaccuracies like this in my fantasy pirate porn parody.