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  • Birth
  • Black Swan
  • Cloud Atlas
  • In the Cut

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  • Eastern Promises

    ★★★★

  • A History of Violence

    ★★★★★

  • Senior Year

    ★★

  • Stranger by the Lake

    ★★★★½

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  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Is this a good movie? It's hard for me to say exactly, but it's certainly interesting. I usually have to grade these films on a curve of whether or not I will remember them later and I think I will remember most of this one! While not as consistent in tone or plot as I had hoped, it really is very weird! In between all of the cameo fan-service were lots of things (texture, gross-out kills, Anson Mount, etc) I'd never thought I'd see in the MCU.

    It's a Lizzie Olsen slay machine though!

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★★

    Same energy as a circle jerk in the woods

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  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    On the outset, there's so much to be disappointed by in the MCU that actively works against No Way Home's better impulses.

    I would be stunned to discover that anyone was working from an actual screenplay. The first third of this film is so busy doing montages and bits that no gravity is given to the reveal of Peter's identity and the effects on the lives of his friends. We are told the impact is huge, but the film glides…

  • Homecoming: A Film by Beyoncé

    Homecoming: A Film by Beyoncé

    ★★★★★

    Singing and dancing simultaneously for two hours is not easy, my friends