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  • Chef

    Chef

    ★★★★

    Honestly the best cooking film to date, so fucking good but still don’t understand how he gets the birds he gets like

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    ★★★★

    I get that you’re a hungry scavenger in the desert, I really do, but is there any need to eat like that?, like is there any need to eat that loud?, I feel like at that point you’re forcing yourself to eat that horrible that you just would annoy yourself 

    Stromtroopers aim was marginally better in this film, but I can’t believe now knowing that they’ve been trained in the art of combat their entire life and yet it’s still…

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  • Return of the Jedi

    Return of the Jedi

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Favourite Quotes:
    “ITS A CRAP”- Admiral allahu Akbar

    “Oh brother, you mean I can’t fuck my sister?”-Luke Slywalker 

    “No chewy, I don’t think she’ll give me a chewy, chewy” - Barney Gumble starring as Han Solo

    The fact that Boba Fett the most feared and sought after bounty hunter in the galaxy clearly fell to his death by accidentally being tapped with a metal pole on the back whilst missing a target no further than a social distance away is…

  • Liverpool FC: Champions of Europe 2005

    Liverpool FC: Champions of Europe 2005

    Why? How many had to die to achieve this in the end?, please take down the Bucharest banner please.