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  • The Draughtsman's Contract

    The Draughtsman's Contract


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "your inventory, louis, is unlimited, like your long, clean, white britches; but there is nothing of substance in either of them!"

    an immaculately framed film about an immaculate framing.

  • The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp

    The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp


    with maybe two or three exceptions, i don't ever get immersed enough in my own emotions to cry during films. anton walbrook's performance in this brought me to the verge of tears twice. that's acting baby

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  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name


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  • Blood on the Tracks

    Blood on the Tracks

    leaked main cast list:

    bob dylan - tilda swinton
    ellen bernstein - tilda swinton
    sara noznisky dylan - tilda swinton
    mike bloomfield - tilda swinton
    norman raeben - tilda swinton
    david zimmerman - tilda swinton
    david crosby - armie hammer

    featuring a cameo by t. yorke of radiohead™ as time-travelling tilda swinton

    (soundtrack by donovan)