This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
"your inventory, louis, is unlimited, like your long, clean, white britches; but there is nothing of substance in either of them!"
an immaculately framed film about an immaculate framing.
fuck luca guadagnino, fuck andré aciman (a writer who, need i remind you, cashed in on the "trend" of lgbt literature to make a quick buck), fuck this film's glorification of a sexually predatory relationship, fuck this film for further contributing to the narrative that uncomfortably large age gaps are "just another part" of normal gay relationships, fuck this film's audacity to dress up its abuse-normalisation in pretty colours and contrived platitudes, fuck this film for desperately trying to convince…
leaked main cast list:
bob dylan - tilda swinton
ellen bernstein - tilda swinton
sara noznisky dylan - tilda swinton
mike bloomfield - tilda swinton
norman raeben - tilda swinton
david zimmerman - tilda swinton
david crosby - armie hammer
featuring a cameo by t. yorke of radiohead™ as time-travelling tilda swinton
(soundtrack by donovan)