• The Witch

    The Witch

    Have you ever watched paint dry?  Now what if it was period paint...wait that came out wrong, what if it was old style canvas oil based paint that at First glance seemed interesting to look at only to realize “oh it’s just another painting of seagulls on a  seashore”, and you roll your eyes at why everyone seems to be excited by it?  Welcome to The Witch...or The VVitch if you fancy yourself inventive douchebag by using two V’s, which…

  • The Dead Don't Die

    The Dead Don't Die

    You know the interesting thing about this film is Jim Jarmzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.  Sorry fell into a coma thinking about this one.  We get it Jim, you’re cheeky and eccentric.  It takes infinite amounts of talent to make both Zombies and Bill Murray uninteresting. 

    I recommend this movie for anyone who Likes questioning their life choices.

  • Serenity

    Serenity

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    You know what’s fun? sitting through a sub par yawn inducing thriller where everyone involved says “fuck it” it’s a pay check, only to find out the whole plot is a video game concocted by a troubled teen....now picture you find that information out with 45 minutes left in the movie....I wish what I just wrote was a lie just like I wish everyone involved with this project breaks out in genital sores.  

    I recommend this film to anyone…

  • Booksmart

    Booksmart

    Billie Lourd is a national treasure.  This movie hit all the right notes and dare I say I liked it way more than movies of the same ilk.  Fun, funny, highly recommend.

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    The Safdi brothers keep making edge of your seat anxiety inducing masterpieces.  It’s a shame this got no awards love.

  • A Ghost Story

    A Ghost Story

    Picture If you will, a film so layered In both plot and character development coupled with a sense of gripping tone that defies you to not be totally encompassed in emotion through stand out performances.   

    Now picture the opposite of that with people under sheets miming to each other and you have this hunk of shit. 

    This pretentious soul sucking waste of 90 minutes (complete with Rooney Mara crying while eating a pie silently for what felt like two…

  • The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters

    The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters

    ★★★★★

    This is hands down my favorite doc of all time.  I realize that’s a hyperbolic statement given is a film about donkey Kong, but this goes way beyond that.  It’s got suspense, intrigue, heartbreak, heroes, villains, a love story, double cross, tears l, and laughter.  If you haven’t seen this movie you’ve done yourself a disservice.  Also, Billy Mitchell is god.

  • American Movie

    American Movie

    Funny, engaging, full of heart.  One man’s passion and the loyalty of his friend, drive this gem of a doc into a level of pure giddiness.  Did I mention it was hysterical?  Watch it.

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    Simply put, this is the best film of 2019.