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  • Gran Torino
  • Alien
  • Blade Runner
  • The Apartment

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  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse


  • I'll Be Home For Christmas


  • Murders in the Rue Morgue


  • Keoma


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  • Spirited Away

    Spirited Away


    Spirited Away has captured so many hearts because of its rich animation, its strange aesthetic, and the messages embedded in its characters. To many this film is peak Miyazaki, and though it was my second anime film it helped to instill a confidence in me that I could watch anime films and enjoy them (something my immediate family never could do).

    The first thing that leaps out at me to talk about are the sisters Yubaba and Zeniba, which in…

  • Stalker



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Definitely a film that makes you think. Cinematography among the best I've ever seen, but at the same time I think that most of the scenes lingered too long. It is one thing to pause for gravity and emphasis, it's another to be sitting at a crossroads, not moving and just staring at what is basically a slightly moving picture in a film. The sepia contrast images were just beautiful, and really the whole film is beautiful from an art…

Recent reviews

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse


    A huge drop in quality from the first one. All of the Spider-Gwen sequences were uninteresting and were also made worse by making my eyes bleed at every possible turn. It was done wonderfully in the first film, this just feels like neon vomit. That said, I loved all of the Miles scenes and though it feels like they in some ways have ruined the main ideas of the character with the Spiderworld, every bit of Miles is engaging enough to keep you in the movie. Interested in the sequel, though this I think dropped the ball hard.

  • I'll Be Home For Christmas

    I'll Be Home For Christmas


    It's a pleasant Christmas film and I still enjoy it, but its production quality is really poor. The script is one of the better TV movie ones, but it can't elevate itself past that origin, even with a great performance by Jack Palance.

Popular reviews

  • X



    It feels like this modern generation is afraid of old people having sex or being viewed sexually. The film couldn't even use real old people for its elderly homicidal couple. This film is just boring, hamfisted, obnoxious, and also trash. I'm gonna be having fun as an 80 year-old man being rushed to the hospital for enjoying my wife's sags and wrinkles, and I'm gonna be proud of that.

  • Renfield



    Entertaining and reeeeeallly stupid. Cliches galore. If you're okay with that you'll have a great time. A lot of the jokes land and the spaghetti everywhere is admittedly pretty amusing; it doesn't even feel violent anymore there is so much gore.