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  • Dragonball Evolution

    Dragonball Evolution

    "Seven mystics banded together to fight the invaders. They created the Dragon Balls. "

    Please understand Hollywood, I know that it's difficult to translate an anime into a live action film for a massive audience, we've seen countless times that it does not work, but rule 101 for every movie should be that it has a good story behind it and Dragonball: Evolution not only doesn't have a good story, It doesn't really have any story. I knew going in…

  • It



    "It's time to float!"

    As many know, I'm a coulrophobe which means watching this film was actually quite difficult for me: I love Stephen King [and everything he does] but I also that lingering irrational fear of clowns. [the original It mini-series did not help this cause!] But what really drove me to finally sit down and watch this movie was a something I read where Stephen King himself stated that he "wasn't prepared for how good It really was."…

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  • Oldboy



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    So, I finally got around to seeing this; I don't know what took me so long. I told myself I'd watch it, but for some reason, I kept putting it off . Due to the nature of the film, I naturally didn't want my fiancee watching as well. So with her at her brother's place for the next 2 days, I figure this is my chance to watch the films that she has no interest in. However, enough about why…

  • The Toxic Avenger

    The Toxic Avenger


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "Meet little Melvin, he's a 90 pound weakling. Everyone hated Melvin.."

    The Toxic Avenger is a film that's just ridiculously over the top, and by being so- it's way too fucking enjoyable not to love. Our story begins with Melvin. No one [and I mean no one] likes him. He's weird, awkward, and out of place; especially in an exercise gym where he works [albeit, as a janitor] . Even the girls are bitter towards him [maybe I identify with…