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  • Alien

    Alien

    ★★★★★

    "I can't lie to you about your chances, but.. you have my sympathies."

    After a childhood of being afraid of the Xenomorph, I have finally decided that, after buying the Alien Anthology on Blu-Ray a few months back, it was time to [finally] revisit space..where no one can hear you scream! It was also pretty exciting to introduce this movie to Stephanie - my Wife - who had never seen it before last night.

    One of the major things that…

  • Moana

    Moana

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "If you wear a dress and have an animal sidekick, you're a Princess."

    Tell me if this sounds familiar: Princess wants to do something. Her parent[s] does not want her to do. Close friend/Relative inspires Princess to do it anyway. Princess meets a Crazy Sidekick. Princess and Crazy Sidekick don't get along but are forced to work together. Through working together, Princess and Crazy Sidekick bond. Suddenly, conflict happens and Princess and Crazy Sidekick go their separate ways. Princess finds…

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  • Oldboy

    Oldboy

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    So, I finally got around to seeing this; I don't know what took me so long. I told myself I'd watch it, but for some reason, I kept putting it off . Due to the nature of the film, I naturally didn't want my fiancee watching as well. So with her at her brother's place for the next 2 days, I figure this is my chance to watch the films that she has no interest in. However, enough about why…

  • The Toxic Avenger

    The Toxic Avenger

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "Meet little Melvin, he's a 90 pound weakling. Everyone hated Melvin.."

    The Toxic Avenger is a film that's just ridiculously over the top, and by being so- it's way too fucking enjoyable not to love. Our story begins with Melvin. No one [and I mean no one] likes him. He's weird, awkward, and out of place; especially in an exercise gym where he works [albeit, as a janitor] . Even the girls are bitter towards him [maybe I identify with…