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  • Kong: Skull Island

    Kong: Skull Island


    "Let me list all the ways you're gonna die: rain, heat, disease-carrying flies.. and we haven't started on the things that want to eat you alive. "

    Remember that scene from The Princess Bride where the grandfather tells the kid: "It's got everything: fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, and even true love." Well, in a way, that's this version of King Kong, and I am really happy and surprised at just how GOOD it was.

    Kong: Skull…

  • Train to Busan

    Train to Busan


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "Dad.. you only care about yourself. That's why Mommy left. "

    I won't lie: I am tired of the zombie genre. [gasp!] We have Zombie movies, Zombie TV shows, Zombie parodies, Zombie books, Zombie comics. The list goes on and on. In the case of "Zombie movies," with a "new" one being released nearly every week [in what seems like an endless flood] on various media platforms, it was a nice surprise when a film like this one offers [or…

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  • Oldboy



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    So, I finally got around to seeing this; I don't know what took me so long. I told myself I'd watch it, but for some reason, I kept putting it off . Due to the nature of the film, I naturally didn't want my fiancee watching as well. So with her at her brother's place for the next 2 days, I figure this is my chance to watch the films that she has no interest in. However, enough about why…

  • The Toxic Avenger

    The Toxic Avenger


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "Meet little Melvin, he's a 90 pound weakling. Everyone hated Melvin.."

    The Toxic Avenger is a film that's just ridiculously over the top, and by being so- it's way too fucking enjoyable not to love. Our story begins with Melvin. No one [and I mean no one] likes him. He's weird, awkward, and out of place; especially in an exercise gym where he works [albeit, as a janitor] . Even the girls are bitter towards him [maybe I identify with…