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  • Oblivion



    Night #9 of 13 Nights of Elvira.

    There was a lot of thought put into Oblivion. An awful lot. It's basic descriptors show that its an old fashioned western with all the classic sensibilities of good vs evil and honor vs shame. But it throws a screwball in the mix by happening to be happening a long long time from now in a galaxy far, far away. Where lizard men chortle at bad one liners like Charles Nelson Reilly…

  • Bird Box

    Bird Box


    Mom horror at its finest.

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  • Chairman of the Board

    Chairman of the Board

    The first scene of Chairman of the Board is Carrot Top looking back fondly on when he was born. Carrot Top (shown as a several month old baby with a red wig on) is just chilling out inside his mother’s uterus as she‘s in the hospital giving birth. There are pictures of his father (a sperm cell) hanging on her uteran walls. He has a full chemistry set that he is working on inside her vagina and by magically pouring…

  • Murder-Set-Pieces



    I take great comfort in this amazing…AMAZING shitpile of a “film.” Make no mistake about it, Murder Set Pieces here has absolutely no redeeming qualities of any kind on it’s surface. It’s a horror film that is completely plotless. It’s horribly acted. It’s aiming for a gross out factor in lieu of any real terror and it fails at both things simultaneously. The music is stock, repetitive and drowns out the actor’s dialogue. The director hates the actors. The actors…