Gregory⛧Joseph

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Split Second 1992

★★★½ Watched by Gregory⛧Joseph 11 Sep 2015 3

Rutger Hauer shows his badge to a dog, and not as a bit.
After Last Season 2009

★★★★ Watched by Gregory⛧Joseph 31 May 2014 3

“I was… having a terrible dream.”
Producer/writer/director/cinematographer Mark Region’s After Last Season is often mentioned alongside such jarringly guileless films as Tommy Wiseau’s The Room, James Nguyen’s Birdemic and the films of Neil Breen. Despite the fact that After Last Season demonstrates all of the hallmarks of low-budget naive digital cinema which these films share in common—counter-intuitive framing and shot compositions, unmixed sound, crude effects, library piano soundtrack—it was actually shot on 35mm film, photographed and edited piecemeal over ten…

Clash of the Titans 1981

★★★★ Rewatched by Gregory⛧Joseph 08 May 2022

The second half of this movie goes so hard, almost completely dialog free just mystical elemental fantasy action, smoke blood maggots whips fire and fear. Harryhausen was a wizard. Memory burned in my brain of the teacher showing this in middle school english, the class going nuts at seeing titties and ass not once but twice in this PG movie.
The Devil Inside Her 1977

★★★★ Watched by Gregory⛧Joseph 01 May 2022

An evil one from Zeb C. Deeply unpleasant, with grimy sex scenes in bucolic environs that must have withered the crops and salted the earth.

Double Down 2005

★★½ Watched by Gregory⛧Joseph 25 Jan 2015 6

Actual end-credits text:
LIGHTING................... NONE
MAKE-UP AND HAIR.. NONE
LOCATIONS................ NEIL BREEN
CATERING.................. NEIL BREEN
November 2017

★★★★½ Watched by Gregory⛧Joseph 24 Dec 2018 3

Friendship ended with Black Phillip, Now Bible-crushing plague pig is my best friend.