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  • Split Second

    Split Second


    Rutger Hauer shows his badge to a dog, and not as a bit.

  • After Last Season

    After Last Season


    “I was… having a terrible dream.”

    Producer/writer/director/cinematographer Mark Region’s After Last Season is often mentioned alongside such jarringly guileless films as Tommy Wiseau’s The Room, James Nguyen’s Birdemic and the films of Neil Breen. Despite the fact that After Last Season demonstrates all of the hallmarks of low-budget naive digital cinema which these films share in common—counter-intuitive framing and shot compositions, unmixed sound, crude effects, library piano soundtrack—it was actually shot on 35mm film, photographed and edited piecemeal over ten…

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  • Truth About Rock

    Truth About Rock

    "You'll be interested in what we have to say about John Denver."

  • Scary Movie

    Scary Movie


    Accidentally watched two movies starring John Hawkes today, both of which have the word "Movie" in the title.

    A kid in this has such a cute lil' wolfman doll, where'd he get that good wolfman doll??

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  • Double Down

    Double Down


    Actual end-credits text:

    LIGHTING................... NONE
    LOCATIONS................ NEIL BREEN
    CATERING.................. NEIL BREEN

  • Burying the Ex

    Burying the Ex


    Don't ask me to sympathize with the guy who wants to dump his girlfriend for not getting his references to obscure cereals.