Favorite films

  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • Spring Breakers
  • The Room
  • Surviving Edged Weapons

Recent activity

  • Don't Worry Darling


  • Saltburn


  • It's a Wonderful Knife


  • When Evil Lurks


Recent reviews

  • Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling


    Is it a crime for a movie to wear its influences on its sleeve this hard? Not really. But that wet fart of an ending definitely took some wind out the sails

  • Saltburn



    Love a good freaky little pervert black comedy. I wish it trusted the audience more cause Barry K is enough of a creep that we don’t need the “just one more thing” flashback cause we’re already marinating in whether he’s a lucky worm or a psychopath, but similar to promising young woman emerald fennell is as subtle as a brick

Popular reviews

  • Fighting in the Age of Loneliness

    Fighting in the Age of Loneliness


    the best part is all the youtube comments saying "it was great until it got political"

  • Within



    Serious contender for worst movie I've ever seen. Completely, utterly incompetent editing, direction, lighting, screenwriting and basically everything except acting which manages to just scrape passable by casting a bunch actors who played tertiary characters on TV shows.

    The monster looks like a dishrag and also the zombie from Hocus Pocus so good luck ever taking it seriously. Also apparently it's a supermonster that can lasso people with what appear to be ethernet cables and perform inhuman feats of strength…