fuck you, movie
Serious contender for worst movie I've ever seen. Completely, utterly incompetent editing, direction, lighting, screenwriting and basically everything except acting which manages to just scrape passable by casting a bunch actors who played tertiary characters on TV shows.
The monster looks like a dishrag and also the zombie from Hocus Pocus so good luck ever taking it seriously. Also apparently it's a supermonster that can lasso people with what appear to be ethernet cables and perform inhuman feats of strength…
When you're a kid and just getting into films, one of the first things you do when you want to try to get educated in ~~film~~ is to look up a list of Best Picture winners. When looking at the 80s you see a whole bunch of stuff you never want to watch, especially that one about the classical music guy. BO-RING!
And then one day, as an adult, you watch it and you're blown away at an utterly perfect…