Favorite films

  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • Spring Breakers
  • The Room
  • Surviving Edged Weapons

Recent activity

  • Halloween Ends


  • Who Saw Her Die?


  • Eye in the Labyrinth

  • Howl


Recent reviews

  • Halloween Ends

    Halloween Ends


    Much like Huluraiser this becomes the 3rd best film on the franchise simply by not being total dogshit

  • Who Saw Her Die?

    Who Saw Her Die?


    [childrens choir singing]

Popular reviews

  • Fighting in the Age of Loneliness

    Fighting in the Age of Loneliness


    the best part is all the youtube comments saying "it was great until it got political"

  • Within



    Serious contender for worst movie I've ever seen. Completely, utterly incompetent editing, direction, lighting, screenwriting and basically everything except acting which manages to just scrape passable by casting a bunch actors who played tertiary characters on TV shows.

    The monster looks like a dishrag and also the zombie from Hocus Pocus so good luck ever taking it seriously. Also apparently it's a supermonster that can lasso people with what appear to be ethernet cables and perform inhuman feats of strength…