Elijah Craan

I do stand up comedy

Favorites are the four favorite movies I saw the previous month from
Best to worst (will sometimes exclude rewatches)

Favorite films

  • Train to Busan
  • RRR
  • True Romance
  • Nope

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  • House of Hummingbird

    ★★★★

  • Bullet Train

    ★★

  • Kiki's Delivery Service

  • Nope

    ★★★★★

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  • House of Hummingbird

    House of Hummingbird

    ★★★★

    I never thought a movie could get sadder then when Thanos snapped away half the universe and Spider-Man said “I don’t feel so good” :(

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    ★★

    More like train to boredom

    Bullet train? More like boredom train!!

    What if the Russos tried to write a Tarantino movie!!

    It does at least have some decent action and isn’t lit like a CW show

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    Run don’t walk to the theater to see this. Absolutely momental achievement. Incredibly Reddit like if Dan Harmon wrote love exposure but still somehow works

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★★

    This movie wasn’t clicking for me at first. So much of the dialogue felt like people giving little speeches at each other and the raid of that village at the start of that second act with the guy catching the spear and throwing it back was breaking my suspension of disbelief but when I looked at all the super buff guys in the wolf pelts breathing hard and resting at the end I realized I’d been watching it like it…