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  • Clockstoppers



    This simultaneously did and didn't hold up as well as I expected it to....then again I was the only person expecting it to hold up as well as it did when I saw it when I was 10. Whatever happened to Jesse Bradford?

  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant


    Michael Fassbender wants to fuck himself so bad and Ridley Scott knew that's why there was a 10 minute scene of him flirting with himself like a cute indie movie in space. (500) Lightyears of David one would say.

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  • Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

    Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets


    That moment when Luc Besson does Star Wars better than Lucasfilm but everyone is going to dismiss this movie because it doesn't have the Disney "formula" or name backing it. And this is coming from someone who LOVED The Force Awakens and is anticipating The Last Jedi. Luc Besson crafted an incredible and visually mindblowing space opera that completely outdoes every bit of "creativity" TFA had and then some. Will unfortunately suffer the same fate as The Fifth Element in that it'll be a box office dissapointment but then in 5-10 years after its release will be widely regarded as a cult classic.

  • Ghostbusters



    Not better than original. Fucking doy. 
    Not so much a Ghostbusters movie as it is a funny supernatural comedy. 
    The characters are likable, Leslie Jones' character needs to be changed though. (Not Jones herself, I love that lady, just the way the character is written needs to be changed a bit)
    Kate McKinnon and Chris Hemsworth kill it. 
    Going into the film I just wanted the movie to succeed as a comedy and it did. Just wish it wouldn't be…