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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    I no cry. You cry. 

    Also holding off on an actual review until I rewatch it.

  • Jingle All the Way

    Jingle All the Way


    A true indictment of materialism and neighbors who want to fuck your wife.

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  • Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

    Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets


    That moment when Luc Besson does Star Wars better than Lucasfilm but everyone is going to dismiss this movie because it doesn't have the Disney "formula" or name backing it. And this is coming from someone who LOVED The Force Awakens and is anticipating The Last Jedi. Luc Besson crafted an incredible and visually mindblowing space opera that completely outdoes every bit of "creativity" TFA had and then some. Will unfortunately suffer the same fate as The Fifth Element in that it'll be a box office dissapointment but then in 5-10 years after its release will be widely regarded as a cult classic.

  • Ghostbusters



    Not better than original. Fucking doy. 
    Not so much a Ghostbusters movie as it is a funny supernatural comedy. 
    The characters are likable, Leslie Jones' character needs to be changed though. (Not Jones herself, I love that lady, just the way the character is written needs to be changed a bit)
    Kate McKinnon and Chris Hemsworth kill it. 
    Going into the film I just wanted the movie to succeed as a comedy and it did. Just wish it wouldn't be…