★★★½ Watched 27 Oct, 2018
Wan-tier horror, TV-tier family drama, but a synthesis of the two that works better than it should. It's way too long and way too into its own ~explorations of grief and trauma~, but what can you do.
★★½ Watched 04 Nov, 2018
This movie has a) a lot of balls, and b) a lot of wacky ideas about balls.
★★★★ Watched 09 Jun, 2018
me during the movie: this isn't THAT scary
me tonight at 12:30 a.m. getting up to pee: Satan is real
Like the return of locusts, I vow to only watch this movie every 13 years.