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  • The Haunting of Hill House

    The Haunting of Hill House


    Wan-tier horror, TV-tier family drama, but a synthesis of the two that works better than it should. It's way too long and way too into its own ~explorations of grief and trauma~, but what can you do.

  • Phantasm



    This movie has a) a lot of balls, and b) a lot of wacky ideas about balls.

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  • Hereditary



    me during the movie: this isn't THAT scary

    me tonight at 12:30 a.m. getting up to pee: Satan is real

  • Synecdoche, New York

    Synecdoche, New York


    Like the return of locusts, I vow to only watch this movie every 13 years.