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  • Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves

    Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves


    four quick things:

    1). Mila Kunis is in this. 

    2). the only reason i know that bananas have potassium in them is because of this movie.

    3). Dean Cundey directed this? this is his only directorial credit? what?

    4). this movie offers an incredible scene of a teenage girl berating a boy about the importance of consent after he takes advantage of her that honestly feels like a moment in a movie that would come out today and it’s insane and amazing that it’s actually in this 22-year-old direct to video threequel.

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  • Accepted



    Justin Long’s name in this is Bartleby Gaines.

  • Tiger



    There’s a guy interviewed in this who’s revealed to be a reporter for The National Enquirer and he dresses exactly how’d you’d expect someone who works for The National Enquirer to dress. Also unsurprisingly, you walk away really wanting to punch him in the face.

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  • Knock Knock

    Knock Knock

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Worth your time just so you can hear Keanu scream at the top of his lungs, "YOU SUCKED MY COCK!!" A moment sure to be included on "Best of Keanu Reeves Acting" reels from now on.

  • The Holiday

    The Holiday


    my aesthetic: Jack Black talking about film scores to flirt with Kate Winslet in a Blockbuster circa 2006.