four quick things:

1). Mila Kunis is in this. 

2). the only reason i know that bananas have potassium in them is because of this movie.

3). Dean Cundey directed this? this is his only directorial credit? what?

4). this movie offers an incredible scene of a teenage girl berating a boy about the importance of consent after he takes advantage of her that honestly feels like a moment in a movie that would come out today and it’s insane and amazing that it’s actually in this 22-year-old direct to video threequel.

Justin Long’s name in this is Bartleby Gaines.

There’s a guy interviewed in this who’s revealed to be a reporter for The National Enquirer and he dresses exactly how’d you’d expect someone who works for The National Enquirer to dress. Also unsurprisingly, you walk away really wanting to punch him in the face.

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

my aesthetic: Jack Black talking about film scores to flirt with Kate Winslet in a Blockbuster circa 2006.