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  • Voices from Beyond

    Voices from Beyond

    ★★★½

    "Hurry Rosie, There's so little time left."

    I've come to the conclusion that Fulci was a master at WTF moments. He liked to make you squirm in your seat, scratch your head and shrug at the same time. The concepts depicted here give a nice twist on the giallo structure. The estranged daughter of a ruthless blended family comes home after her father dies from internal bleeding (which he projectile vomits all over himself as he takes his final breaths).…

  • Arena

    Arena

    ★★

    "Last time I saw a face like that, it had a hook in it."

    Damn, I was really disappointed with this. It should have been awesome. Imagine there's a intergalactic fight club in the back of the Cantina on Mos Eisley. It's ran by Pizza the Hutt and he fixes all the fights in his favor. Until one day a young Jedi uses The Schwartz to defeat them. HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP? What's that? Charles Band was the executive producer, Oh.

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  • Fender Bender

    Fender Bender

    ★★

    This is basically When a Stranger Calls with out all the calls.

  • Fragile

    Fragile

    Yawn! The ghost looked like Marilyn Manson with ghost tits.