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  • Deep Space

    Deep Space

    ★½

    “Are you crazy? I don’t want to get raped by some Martian.”

    It starts out with the typical B-Movie opening where a couple teens or a homeless guy/farmer is out in the woods for some reason. They see a ufo crash and decide to go check it out. Then all the usual events happen next. There’s nothing original about it at all. Even the alien is a complete rip off. Plus it’s Fred Olen Ray so there’s a chainsaw but it’s entirely to dark to see them use it. An you wanna know the worst part about it? I think i’ve seen it before.

  • Ghoulies

    Ghoulies

    ★★

    “Would somebody mind telling me what the hell is going on?”

    This movie is full of nostalgia for me. But I'm so confused because I remember it being much more enjoyable. I’m not saying it was ever good but it was always fun to watch. The Ghoulies still look good up close but absolutely horrendous from afar. If it had been made by someone competent it might have been pretty dark and brutal. But it was produced by Charles Band so it's complete and utter shit.

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  • Fragile

    Fragile

    Yawn! The ghost looked like Marilyn Manson with ghost tits.

  • Fender Bender

    Fender Bender

    ★★

    This is basically When a Stranger Calls with out all the calls.