Podcaster, composer, lapsed horror writer.

Instagram: @evertheoptimitch
Twitter: @whoelsebutmitch

Favorite films

  • After Midnight
  • Confessions
  • May
  • The Secret in Their Eyes

Recent activity

  • The Most Hated Man on the Internet


  • Swimfan


  • Thor: Love and Thunder


  • Hustle


Recent reviews

  • The Most Hated Man on the Internet

    The Most Hated Man on the Internet


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Very much follows the Netflix limited series format in terms of style and tone but the actual content on this is really engaging and my god is that third episode satisfying.

    What I found most curious and sort of terrifying about this was 1. How clearly Hunter Moore seemed to mentally absolve himself of any wrongdoing just because he wasn't submitting the pictures, despite the fact that he also ran a hacking scheme parallel to it which seemed to be…

  • Swimfan


    Single Shite Female.

Popular reviews

  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre


    Enjoyed the hell out of this, honestly. First kill made me gasp, final kill had me in stitches. Gloriously bloody with a weirdly specific agenda against Generation Z, with the jokes and references to that stuff landing with variable success. Some odd and ill-considered narrative steps in there but you could do a hell of a lot worse for a TCM reboot in this day and age. Unapologetically OTT in its kills and let's be honest, that's kind of half the battle.

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills


    This is a deeply, deeply stupid film.