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  • Robin Hood
  • Murder on the Orient Express
  • Yesterday
  • Mr. Right

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  • Fright Night

    ★★★★★

  • Legend

    ★★★½

  • Chaos Walking

    ★★★★½

  • Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

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  • Fright Night

    Fright Night

    ★★★★★

    Hi I'm back(for now)

    Anyways...

    Everyone is very hot in this. Twilight wishes their vampires were this hot.

    5 stars

  • Legend

    Legend

    ★★★½

    It's been a while...

    I would shag:
    Taron Egerton(his role is literally just standing there and its hot)
    Tom Hardy(sounds like David Beckham here)
    Emily Browning

    the rest of the cast...ehhh its hard to say when they're all grizzled gangsters, so no not really-3.5 stars it is

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  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

    ★★★★★

    This is kind of old news and it's going to be a different sort of review than usual, but I still think it needs to be said

    To the Variety critic who basically said Carey Mulligan isn't hot enough for this role, fuck you. That is irrelevant and stupid and misogynistic. And wrong.

    I would shag:
    Carey Mulligan

    (The rest of the cast is hot too but that's besides the point)

    5 stars for Carey. Fuck Variety.

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    ★★★★★

    Thanks for 500 y'all! On the road to 4 Million! :)

    I would shag:

    Michael Cera
    Anna Kendrick
    Johnny Simmons
    Aubrey Plaza
    Mary Elizabeth Winstead
    And all 7 of her evil exs-she really struck the jackpot here with how hot they all are(even two marvel superheroes!!)

    I would also shag Edgar Wright cause of how this film looks...

    5 stars!!


    sorry for the boring review I'm kind of out of it rn