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  Fright Night 2011

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Jul 2021 1

  Hi I'm back(for now)

  Anyways...

  Everyone is very hot in this. Twilight wishes their vampires were this hot.

  5 stars

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  Legend 2015

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2021 1

  It's been a while...

  I would shag:
  Taron Egerton(his role is literally just standing there and its hot)
  Tom Hardy(sounds like David Beckham here)
  Emily Browning

  the rest of the cast...ehhh its hard to say when they're all grizzled gangsters, so no not really-3.5 stars it is

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  Promising Young Woman 2020

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Jan 2021

  This is kind of old news and it's going to be a different sort of review than usual, but I still think it needs to be said

  To the Variety critic who basically said Carey Mulligan isn't hot enough for this role, fuck you. That is irrelevant and stupid and misogynistic. And wrong.

  I would shag:
  Carey Mulligan

  (The rest of the cast is hot too but that's besides the point)

  5 stars for Carey. Fuck Variety.

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  Scott Pilgrim vs. the World 2010

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Feb 2021 1

  Thanks for 500 y'all! On the road to 4 Million! :)

  I would shag:

  Michael Cera
  Anna Kendrick
  Johnny Simmons
  Aubrey Plaza
  Mary Elizabeth Winstead
  And all 7 of her evil exs-she really struck the jackpot here with how hot they all are(even two marvel superheroes!!)

  I would also shag Edgar Wright cause of how this film looks...

  5 stars!!

  
  sorry for the boring review I'm kind of out of it rn