Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Jurassic Park
  • The Avengers
  • Only Lovers Left Alive

Recent activity

  • Obi-Wan Kenobi


  • Top Gun: Maverick


  • Jurassic World Dominion

  • Top Gun: Maverick


Recent reviews

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion

    The biggest disaster I have ever seen in a theater. The trailers in front of it were bad, the Minions tie-in promo was bad, the logos were bad, the 9 different movies inside it were all bad, the 10 main characters were all bad. I'm not shocked that it is bad, but I am shocked at how complete it is in its failure.

  • The Last Duel

    The Last Duel


    I went in looking for another "Kingdom of Heaven" and I wasn't disappointed - another narrative of men who believe that God or their own dicks, or some combination of, will make them victorious. For all their flowery language and talk of honor and titles, it's men unable to do anything but reduce themselves to the most vulgar of acts. Harry Gregson-Williams does another brilliant medieval score. Like almost all of Ridley's films, I want the director's cut with a bit more breathing room.

Popular reviews

  • All Is True

    All Is True


    I feel bad giving anything by Branagh such a full review, but alas it was a full movie! The glimpses of wit were my favorite part, and I'd have preferred to see the more comedic version, but instead it was simply too dour and too languid for me to finish.

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    I understand the intention and the structure of the film, but it did nothing for me. I was bored for most of it, irritated at parts, and disappointed that the most interesting elements were it’s most fleeting, namely the fox and the titular Green Knight, played magnificently by Ralph Inneson and complimented beautifully by some outrageously good sound design. Shot well, designed gorgeously, less interesting than my fidget cube.