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  • House of Wax

    House of Wax

    ★★★

    What I got in the first two thirds wasn't what i was expecting from reputation, and what I got in the last third wasn't what i was expecting from the preceding parts
    Actually ended up being pretty fun. The soundtrack was amazing, the villains were cool, and the deaths were fun to watch, with some wonderfully memorable shots sprinkled throughout
    I think maybe the casting screwed it up? And I'm not talking about Paris, her role was fine. Casting someone else for the main character and for Bo Sinclair could have made this movie unforgettable. Alas, it remains merely watchable.

  • Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland

    Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland

    ★★★

    Angela is the trans lesbian slasher icon that I've always dreamed of
    It's just wild af fun what more do you want

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  • Crawl

    Crawl

    ★★

    Isn't this just what Florida is like?
    I thought this movie had a great dark humour about its deaths; hopefully that was what the director was going for, or else I'm just morbid

    Also who taught this girl how to do cpr, christ

  • The Descent: Part 2

    The Descent: Part 2

    The most well lit cave system I've ever seen