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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker


    I'm probably going to need to see this another time or two, but there appears to be a bit too much stuffed into one final piece of a puzzle here and without much room to develop things.

    For a franchise comparison, TROS feels very much like Revenge of The SIth in that most of what really pops off only really happens in the 2nd half, and almost feels too stuffed for half a movie, let alone 1. No matter how…

  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas

    I am a white man who enjoyed the original, so obviously I think this is awful.

    Thank GOD they added that whole black goop/spirit angle. #whosbilly #suckmy____

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  • The Ice Cream Truck

    The Ice Cream Truck


    IF this film is "tension" then fuck me.

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    I'm trying to be as spoiler free as possible, but wow are they doing a great job of segueing into the next generation of Star Wars characters.

    This film should be viewed as a second film in a trilogy (because it is) and the fact that we're basically CRUISING throughout is a testament to it being a bridge from Episode VII to IX. A constant state of "meanwhile back at the ranch" style editing between the 2-3 major elements of…