All I'm saying is Hitchcock has been awfully quiet since this came out...
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Suicide Squad 2016
Oh, that she is. The fire in my loins. The itch in my crotch. The one, the only, the infamous Harley Quinn!
You see, I was going to write a scathing review of Suicide Squad but I got on Katana's bad side for being a hunka hunka, and now my soul is trapped in her sword forever.
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RRR 2022
Quality Percentage: 84%
Enjoyability Rating: 9/10RRR (Rajamouli, 2022)
⭐⭐⭐⭐ 👌
----------------------------------------------------------Your friendship is more valuable than this life.
Not that I'm saying this is unrealistic at all BUT I did see Raju in two consecutive scenes where he had suddenly grown a beard so...
Just an insanely entertaining historic action film... and musical... and romantic drama... and buddy movie.
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Elvis 2022
Quality Percentage: 69%
Enjoyability Rating: 7/10Elvis (Luhrmann, 2022)
⭐⭐⭐½ 👍
----------------------------------------------------------There's a lot of people saying a lot of things. But in the end, you got to listen to yourself.
No, no. If you remember it was a young Tom Hanks who inspired Elvis Presley's dancing when he came to stay at his mother's B&B. And then... an old and fat Tom Hanks became his manager? God this is getting confusing.
I think Baz Luhrmann has to be…
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Joker 2019
Quality Percentage: 73%
Enjoyability Rating: 7/10Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there?
Now before we start, Joker was 100% definitely not the greatest film of the year as almost everyone was saying. Perhaps Joaquin deserves the Best Actor Award, sure? But Todd Phillips for Best Movie...nah.
I will give it to him though, Joker was unexpectedly funnier than I thought - and that's from the guy who did The Hangover movies so obviously he's been…
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The Lion King 2019
Quality Percentage: 48%
Enjoyability Rating: 6/10Long live the King!
So, before we begin, I have to get at all the motherfuckers going around calling this live-action. I will repeat this but I'm sure it will fall on deaf ears - The Lion King (2019) is not live-action!!
The animation is beautiful, just fantastically beautiful, but Favreau keeps it too safe and doesn't really add much to a remake of the Disney classic. That is probably its biggest mistake but…