I want one of these for every holiday from now on, Disney; even the really specific ones.
I'm talking The Easter Bunny is a Sith Lord; Jabba the Hutt is looking for love on Valentine's Day and he finds it in Babu Frik; Yoda is revealed to actually be a leprechaun on St. Paddy's Day; the rebels burn an effigy of Darth Vader only to realise it's actually him and he's come back from the dead. TWO holidays in one!…
Oh, that she is. The fire in my loins. The itch in my crotch. The one, the only, the infamous Harley Quinn!
You see, I was going to write a scathing review of Suicide Squad but I got on Katana's bad side for being a hunka hunka, and now my soul is trapped in her sword forever.
Quality Percentage: 78%
Enjoyability Rating: 9/10
Sprite Fright (Luhn & Hjalmarsson, 2021)
⭐⭐⭐⭐ ✔
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A friend of the forest is a friend of the sprites.
Wow! If only all Blender animated shorts could be this good.
Was genuinely on the edge of my seat with the final chase and really liked the 80's British setting.
What was weird is the IMDB More Like This section has 'The Rise of Jordan Peterson' for some strange reason. Didn't personally get the toxically traditional Conservative subtext of Sprite Fright, but to each their own.
Quality Percentage: 51%
Enjoyability Rating: 6/10
Home Sweet Home Alone (Mazer, 2021)
⭐⭐½ ⚠️
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Who raised this little monster?
Archie Yates is great; his character is annoying; this is a subpar film...
Everything you probably expected tbh.
Quality Percentage: 73%
Enjoyability Rating: 7/10
Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there?
Now before we start, Joker was 100% definitely not the greatest film of the year as almost everyone was saying. Perhaps Joaquin deserves the Best Actor Award, sure? But Todd Phillips for Best Movie...nah.
I will give it to him though, Joker was unexpectedly funnier than I thought - and that's from the guy who did The Hangover movies so obviously he's been…
Quality Percentage: 48%
Enjoyability Rating: 6/10
Long live the King!
So, before we begin, I have to get at all the motherfuckers going around calling this live-action. I will repeat this but I'm sure it will fall on deaf ears - The Lion King (2019) is not live-action!!
The animation is beautiful, just fantastically beautiful, but Favreau keeps it too safe and doesn't really add much to a remake of the Disney classic. That is probably its biggest mistake but…
