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  • Fernando Torres: The Last Symbol

    Fernando Torres: The Last Symbol

    ★★★★

    There goes my hero, watch him as he goes

    My Earliest memory of Torres is something I didnt know at the time would grow into an inspiration. I was 9 years old (fate), I wasn't even watching regular football then. I was raised into Australian Football whereas my extended family were die hard Liverpool fans.

    It was early 2009, I was staying with my extended family over the holidays, Liverpool were in a title race, there was a game at…

  • Comedy Central Presents: Mitch Hedberg

    Comedy Central Presents: Mitch Hedberg

    ★★★★½

    1999

    Theres a feeling where you here a simple joke, and it's not incredibly funny, and then the more you think about how basically constructed it is, it grows into one of the funniest things youve thought about

    Mitch Hedberg is one of the oddest stand up comedians i've seen, his presence feels as though he walked off the street that night and literally just started handing out one-liners, thats how stupid yet prowess the jokes are

    He has a…

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  • Joker

    Joker

    ★★★★

    If I wern't crazy, i'd be insane

    Depth of a shallow descry into voids
    for wealth rich on convulsing chassis physique

    Machinations worth more to
    distain smiles in glittering solitaire
    Deprived of sentiments to succor endorsement of sympathetic
    existance within remaining in manifest of the Joke

    Cost to invest freedom in voyage to inspire charismatic dance,
    stairs tyrannize havoc to a city in necrotize breathes green locks in golden hour wind at the surpass of interstellar sanity


    All it takes is one bad day
    to reduce the in-sanest man alive to...Just...Smile

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★½

    Fuck
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