The Dark Knight Rises

The Dark Knight Rises ★★★★½

christian bale is one of my favourite actors of all time i love the man so much but everytime i think about him i’m genuinely befuddled that he is most likely referred to by his friends and family as just christian and not christian bale. what do you mean he’s just “christian” you have to include the last name or else it’s incomplete!! the thought of him being nicknamed chris makes me shudder i’m literally gonna throw up