• Ella Enchanted

    Ella Enchanted


    this movie crafted my entire sense of self from taste in men to social behaviour and it should be in a fucking museum

  • Prey



    just so vividly fine

  • Nope



    one of those movies where you step out of the cinema and feel overstimulated (in a good way), like all your senses have been heightened.

    keke palmer’s performance is fucking delicious! give her every role in hollywood I’m serious 

    brandon perea is an absolute movie star - hilarious, a terrific dramatic performer, and god damn he’s so hot!!!!! 

    the sound design is phenomenal 

    may have had to wait longer than the states to do so, but seeing the new jordan peele movie on opening night is becoming mandatory

  • After We Fell

    After We Fell


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    when you’re getting absolutely railed in the kitchen and don’t think your son and his dumbass girlfriend IN THE NEXT ROOM CAN HEAR YOU the fuck!!!?

  • Ms. Marvel

    Ms. Marvel


    I’m not a big origin story guy at all and her powers look like shit but I’m excited to see more Kamala. Started super strong and then had super weak middle eps with a good finale…

  • Interview with the Vampire

    Interview with the Vampire

    literally what the fuck do I even rate this - that was the best ending I’ve ever seen

  • Not Okay

    Not Okay


    the good (tight script, something to say, performances) outweighed the cringe (what the fuck was that trigger warning) and honestly 5 stars for fuckboi dylan o’brien

  • A Bigger Splash

    A Bigger Splash


    better than I remember, Luca really knows what moments to let an audience just sink their teeth into the story and have fun with a movie

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse


    better than I remembered. everyone’s acting, directing, shooting , etc at their absolute best. ME AND WHO?!?!

  • North by Northwest

    North by Northwest


    leonard gay for Vandamm fr

  • Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Obi-Wan Kenobi


    I really loved the visuals in this a LOT, and thought we got some of the best saber battles we’ve seen in live action. All of the stuff with Obi-Wan and Vader was high-key incredible, but I didn’t give a fuck about any supporting characters, including those from the og films. Should’ve been a movie by Stephen Daldry… oh wait

  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder


    it’s fine - feels like a netflix kids movie except for the Gorr the Butcher stuff which is pretty fantastic and super dark. the script feels really undercooked. disappointed… 😔