will has written 5 reviews for films rated ★½ .

  • Black Widow

    Black Widow


    David Harbour’s “Karl Marx” knuckle tattoos

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong


    godzilla and king kong have at least kissed

  • Into the Wild

    Into the Wild


    best thing about this was outlaw vince vaughn rocking the carhartt sleeveless vest

  • Bait



    you’re a dog murderer, which is worse than a person murderer

  • Miami Vice

    Miami Vice


    Isabella: Is it December?

    Sonny: Why?

    Isabella: Did Christmas come early this year?

    Sonny: No.