will has written 7 reviews for films rated ★★½ .

  • Tracy Beaker: The Movie of Me

    Tracy Beaker: The Movie of Me


    cam smashing the door of that cop car off its hinges with zero hesitation is the kind of attitude we need to take to the streets

  • Marley & Me

    Marley & Me


    extra half star because i don’t like dogs

  • GoldenEye



    the world needs saving and james bond is just laying pipe

  • Leaving Neverland

    Leaving Neverland


    always knew he was a nonce

  • Behind the Curve

    Behind the Curve


    mark sargent and patricia steere are the flat earth mulder and scully

  • House of Flying Daggers

    House of Flying Daggers


    House of Spying Shaggers

  • The Shawshank Redemption

    The Shawshank Redemption


    Sorry t'interrupt, right, I've just had a crackin' idea right, s'like a wee practical joke we can play on all the people who are nae watching the show ra nicht right, 'cause we don't really like them dae we noo.

    Whit it is r'ye know The Shawshank Redemption? How's about fae noo on we all pretend we've never heard'it. Right, so like one of yer pals'll come up tae ye go like thae, "Wh-woo-look at the rain it's like thae…